im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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Victoria.
Vulva Power
For the record, I honestly don’t give a fuck how much cock you suck. Suck a thousand cocks. Suck a million cocks. There’s no such thing as a slut. That’s just a lie they told you born out of male anxiety. Anxiety about adultery and misattributed paternity.
Sex isn’t sinful either, though you can trace a lot of sexual repression and misogyny back to the Abrahamic religions. Before Emperor Constantine tried to replace the pagan religions with Christianity, they used to have sex in church. Sacred prostitution. Happened a lot in Mesopotamia, for example. And the Mesopotamians weren’t stupid either. They invented the fucking wheel.
It’s your body to do with as you please. If anyone tries to dictate a dick limit to you, they’re trying to take ownership of your body. And that’s slavery. If they call you a slut, that’s slavery. And I refuse it. Suck an infinite number of cocks for all I care. Just enjoy it.
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Can anyone say bullshit
I knew this long time ago. Smh
Smh
No one had to tell my ass this
He met Bill Murray.
Submitted by: Laura R.
Location: St. Andrew’s, Scotland
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nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
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Imagine, for example, a minority persecuted during National Socialism in Germany to be used as mascot of a German football team today… The outrage would be tremendous – and rightfully so.
If a German soccer team’s mascot were “the Jews”…
If a South African soccer team’s mascot were “the Afrikaners”…
If an American football team’s mascot were “the Redskins”…
Oh. Wait.
http://blog.practicalethics.ox.ac.uk/2013/03/sexy-indian-costumes-on-sale/
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8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
This site scares me so much.
Reblogging because that damn comment
Nodded sagely at comment. These are my people
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Two exclusive games from the new Whose Line is it Anyway airing this summer on The CW
omfg yes ryan you have the best ideas and WAYNE BRADY!!! pulled off that j-pop pretty amazingly hahahahhahahahhaaa (he’ll never let ryan get the best of him…..) and colinnnnn!!! i wonder if they’ll keep making more bald jokes…..
It just hit me how much I’ve needed this show in my life. I’m so glad they’re bringing it back…it’s going to be the best birthday present ever.
I’m really happy these guys are back.
Aisha Tyler as the host?!!! omg <3
Best news!!!!!
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satanic2chainz:
nooooooooooooooo
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nooooooooooooooo
[laughs to keep from crying]
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